My friends have this hilarious tradition where we describe incidents of unusual bowel movements as the Poo Diaries. Every installment of the Poo Diaries must begin with the date.
January 20th, 2006
I started the Master Cleanse today. You drink a laxative tea at night before bed and then you drink salt water in the morning. If you can't drink the salt water you can have another cup of laxative tea. Then for the rest of the day you drink a lemonade concoction.
So last night I drank my laxative tea, I couldn't drink the salt water, so I had more tea and then hung out near the bathroom for a while. Mid morning I got ready to go out and buy some ingredients for the cleanse juice. I walked down to Kensington market, that area rocks, they have everything you'd ever need for cheaper than anywhere else in the city. I found everything I needed and then started walking home... then I started running home. The lock on my front door sticks, I was fumbling with the key, trying to use my fist to jam it into the lock, throwing my shoulder into the door. I finally fell in the door, leaving the groceries in the hallway and made it to the bathroom within seconds of an accident. I think I'm going to try to stay near the toilet for as much of the weekend as possible. Unfortunately, I'm volunteering tonight in an area that's a far from the public toilets. I'm going to be sure to have cab fare with me in case I need it.
On the flipside though I'm really liking the taste of the laxative tea, the cleanse juice is quite tasty as well, better than I thought. So I think I can do this thing and get that plaque off of my bowels.
11 comments:
You are a charmer yourself, jennifer.
As for yrautca's handy formula to calculate who one - don't be bitter cause you drank to many beers fatty.
As for your plaque removal, I know a girl who did this, and she had two accidents the weekend she did, and she stayed home.
Be careful!
I try, it helps that I'll probably never meet any of you. Oh, who am I kidding, I'm going to tell this story over Sunday dinner.
That was suppose to be won not one.
I'm still drunk from last night I think. :)
Ha! Berly, you must be kidding, two accidents? After almost having one, I'm contemplating moving the computer and TV into the bathroom and just camping out there all weekend, I could even sleep in the tub.
The funny thing is that I think I already eat an incredible amount of fibre, and all I was eating before I started this thing was fruits and veggies, so I can't really see that I'd have that much left in there to come out.
Oh well, if nothing else, this thing will make a great story, especially because the boyf is doing it at the same time. Why oh why didn't we get an apartment with his and hers toilets!?
Still drunk from last night? Out celebrating your victory?
Wait has everyone told their friends, family and co-workers about this competition?
i wanted to. but i dont what it would do to my image you know - hanging out with chubby chicks, that is.
It was my boss's b-day.
They made me drink wine and have pecan encrusted brie, crab cakes and other yummy stuff I can't spell.
I am so not gonna lose this week. The most weight that is.
And yes, I tell everyone about our challenge.
Yrautca, I can't possibly imagine what image you might have to preserve, and besides you are obviously a chubby chaser, is this woman at the gym large? Do you like to watch her fat sway while she works out?
Berly, me too, I've been telling everyone.
Jennifer, always a charming lady!
There are numerous good looking women at the gym. Some of them including the lady in question are just there to pick up a guy and dont really need to lose any fat - unlike some other women i know.
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