Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Danke

Hey, I am in. The ladies let me in. So first of all thank you to the pretty ladies. Secondly, I will try and add value here whenever I can. Thirdly, I think anyone else who wishes to join needs to pay a membership fee. I am absolutely serious. This could be a brilliant idea and could catch up on the net. A lot of small ideas turn into gold you know. We will make a business out of this. Ash will be the Managing Director, Jennifer will be the President and I will be the CEO.

The product we sell is that if you pay us $12 a month, we will let you access our before and after pics as well as let you post here. Moreover, you get free fitness ideas and recipes. Come and read stories of thousands of other men and women. Meet people in your age and weight range and make groups and monitor your progress. Ask our experts for advice and support. We can divide the blog in various sections.

This could really work. I have an MBA and I know a thing or two about running a business.

P.S. we need an admin assistant. Who should we ask? hmmmm.....any ideas????

13 comments:

Px said...

admin assistant...lol
you mean you need to ad. ass.!!!
and there was me thinking this is a "lets get thin together" blog

Jennifer said...
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Jennifer said...

I suppose I'd show flabby pictures of myself for money.
For even more money I bet Ash would show naked flabby pictures of herself. You'd have to give most of the money to whatever poor sod had to hold the camera though.

Anonymous said...

$12 a month? Hey, I went to grad school too Mr. and I must say that sounds a tad high to me. But, I'll be your admin person if I can get in for free. Wait -- before I argree to anything -- what does this position entail? No calling me sweetie and pinching my ass like I bet you do with your admin person in Seattle -- ok?

Jennifer said...

The real question here is whether all you tubby little bitches are ready for your weigh in tomorrow!

berly02 said...

OMG!!
You have to let me join.
I need someone to hold me accountable if I do bad one day.

Jennifer said...

Berly,
how much weight do you have to lose? You don't have to post it, you can email it to me. Height, weight, gender and age.
In the mean time, you should weigh yourself tomorrow. Either after you get out of bed but before eating or going to the bathroom, or at whatever stage of the day you plan on consistently weighing yourself.

Jennifer said...

By the way, I've now attached an email address to my blog. So you can email me through that account.

yrautca said...

SS, $12 is very reasonable.

Jennifer, we can let people join but editorial rights should now be decided by vote from current members, ok?

Miss Ash said...

LMAO at yrautca.....about the editing rights!!!! Jennifer we've created a monster.

Jennifer said...

No, no, no, PP business school created that monster!

Miss Ash said...

Jennifer i was referring to Yrautca's comment below about becoming a monster:

"Jennifer, we can let people join but editorial rights should now be decided by vote from current members, ok?"

He's been posting for what ... one day LOL

Jennifer said...

Ash, sorry, that's what I meant too, I just thought PP made the comment.