I was thinking, yes I was. I was thinking what if I had a chubby girlfriend. Now personally I have nothing against chubby, hell I actually like some chubbiness. But let’s assume that I was one of those shallow bastards who didn’t like chubby chicks. Lets not even assume chubby. Lets assume fat. Yes, lets assume fat. Lets say I had a fat girlfriend whom I was very fond of. But I wished she were thinner. I mean I wanted to be able to go out with her and with my friends without getting embarrassed, ya know. How do I tell this fat girl that hey love, you know I am nuts about you but it would make me so much happier if you were 30 pounds lighter. How?
Then lets assume I were a member of this blog too. I’d mention it to my girlfriend. I’d say why don’t you join, love. She would not show much interest. But in my haste and hope and because I wanted it oh so bad, I’d start writing on the blog that my fat girlfriend was now in competition.
This is where Jennifer and her band player boyfriend enter the picture.
Yes yes it was a long setup to a cheap blow. But I wanted to do it for a long long time.
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You said..."I mean I wanted to be able to go out with her and with my friends without getting embarrassed".....
I'm actually embarassed for you. Do you know what the word "Tact" means? Do you have any sense of being nice? Or are you a social moron?
This wasnt supposed to offend anyone. I have a self deprecating sense of humor so sometimes I run into problems when people fail to laugh at themselves. Not my intention to offend.
Anyway, since this was directed at jenn and her BF, if they feel this was unwarranted, I will be happy to remove the post.
As for PP, we dont get along well at all, so why dont you avoid me. Nobody forces you to read anything posted by me. I am trying to stay out of your way.
Yrautca...I know you meant the post in jest but it does come off a little bit harsh. I'm sure she's not embarrassed by her boyfriend. Hell, she's doing better than some of us...at least she's got one. You're watching chics on the treadmill and I'm daydreaming about a fireman...
Oh Yrautca, sad sad Yrautca, this is obviously a case of tranference, you are a chubby-chaser who is embarrassed to date fat women, so you hit on them when they are fat, then you call them fat and tell them to lose weight and they break up with you.
Aaron and I have been together for over three years and if my friends don't like him that's their problem.
"Chubby chaser"
lol
Everytime I hear that I burst out laughing.
It may be a gift from above.
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