Sunday, February 26, 2006

We're toast

Aaron went out shopping yesterday and bought himself new workout clothes, and then today went grocery shopping and is now conducting a healthy cooking marathon, he's made healthy gumbo and mushroom soup from my Weight Watcher's cookbook, and I think he's going to make 3 or 4 other things (peanut soup, mushroom beef barley, carrot) before he's through. I've tasted everything the bastard cooked so far and it's all delicious. He'll have enough tasty healthy things to eat all week. We're toast, I hope everyone pulls out their A game for this week, we'll all need it.
I also did some shopping, I opted for healthy food requiring less prep time. I've found that I keep buying fresh stuff and having it ready, but then not being home for dinner. So this week my strategy is that I'm going for more frozen/canned stuff. And if I need something fresh I can just nip down to the overpriced market around the corner for it instead of having it on-hand and then ending up going to Subway or somewhere instead.
He just let me try the carrot soup. That fucker can cook.

14 comments:

yrautca said...

Those frozen meals are dangerous. They put stuff in it to preserve it and that will make you fat in no time.

I dont need to bring my A game, I already am down 3. I will win this week. Quit going on and on about this boyfriend of yours. If he reads this blog it will get to his head.

Jennifer said...

I was talking about frozen peas and things like that.
And excuse me for trying to breath a little life into this competition, it seems like everyone is getting a little case of the Ashleys.

yrautca said...

I think there is plenty of life in this competition left. I am on a roll and I will not stop until I have annihilated all you suckers.

Also, how is peanut sauce healthy?

Jennifer said...

Peanut soup and peanut sauce are two totally different animals. It's healthy and tasty. Ash has had it, she knows.

Miss Ash said...

A case of the Ashley's .... what is that supposed to mean? I've been deathly ill this week, so other than not eating much, i have no game as far as the gym is concerned.

Aaron is quite the chef i must say, he makes a mean stirfry and yes i've tried the peanut soup, it was delicious.

Jennifer said...

I didn't mean this week specifically, Ash, just overall laziness, tubby.
Actually, I thought you'd be much more offended by the comment I made about you going topless to the wedding.

Miss Ash said...

Perhaps i missed the going topless comment...where is it?

I don't think i'm lazy at all. I go to they gym on average 3 to 4 times a week, i take the stairs when i can, park farther and i've cut down on my going out.

Miss Ash said...

Oh wait, i just found it. You're a very mean and horrible person. This is why people get plastic surgery, cause they have saggy tits and they get teased about it.

Just like my underwear that you made fun of. Melissa saw the same pair, picked them out of her dryer and handed them to me without a word said. Day's later i told her i was embarassed that she saw them and touched them. Her response was "are you serious i've known you since we were 11, who cares."

Princess Pessimism said...

Is Aaron cooking for you too Jenny?

Jennifer said...

I've been eating some of what he's made, but we're mostly doing our own thing food-wise. He made moo-shu chicken last night that was so delicious.

Jennifer said...

Ash,
I have never seen your tits. Not once in the 8 years we have known eachother have I seen you without a bra, therefore I have no way of knowing whether yours are saggy, however, your very negative reaction to the comment suggests that my joke struck a little too close to home.

I actually spent a good part of my goof off at work time last week on a website called awfulplasticsurgery.com and I came to the conclusion that there is no point in getting a boob job. Not that I would have done it anyway, but I always wished mine looked nicer sans bra, but the thing about boob jobs is that a lot of them look fake in a shirt and look scarred topless, so instead of having nicer boobs, you just have fake boobs. Tara Reid's pictures were chilling.

For all interested, Ash has a really nice rack, almost as nice as mine.

As for your undies, if I was mean I would have mailed them to Linny or Berly (who won that week?) but I'm not mean, so I gave them back to you. But I have a question, after I teased you so much, not only did you not crack out the bleach. but you took them to someone else's house to wash them?

yrautca said...

After reading what Ash wrote about her undies, it does seem she has a thing for leaving her underwear at people's houses. What kind of fetish is that?

Lindsey said...

Awwww. You guys...don't give Ashley too hard a time.

I wish I had a man that liked to cook. My meals are mostly prepackaged salads and whatnot. I'm not so hot in the kitchen.

Miss Ash said...

Jennifer, my dryer was broken so she let me dry them at her house.

yrautca, i'm forgetful

Linny thank you :)