Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Sacrifice for jennifer
My friend jennifer (with a small j, I wonder why) has a crooked knee. Poor girl wants to win on this blog. Therefore, I have decided that I will eat all I want and will let her win. It's a charity project. jennifer, this BigMac and super-sized fries are for you babe. You are a winner in my book!
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Hmmm i don't think Jennifer is much of a pity winner. She hasn't been working out because of her knee, she's just been watching what she eats (so she says). Jennifer is quite competitive but not stupid, so i doubt she'll hurt it trying to work out.
She won't get my pity win, i've been eating healthy all week and going to the gym suckas :)
Yrautca, thanks, but don't do me any favours, that's as bad as Ashley, but dishonest to boot.
If you are sincere - You can play the game however you like, but I'll still do my best to beat you. Perhaps you should go back and review The Tortoise and the Hare.
If you are not sincere - don't use me as an excuse for your bad week. If you want to eat encrusted brie and big macs then the fallout will be yours and yours alone, and don't forget that if you fall off the wagon and gain this week, then you will have to lose it before you can win again.
Someone was probably at McDonalds looking at you eating that Big Mac and fries and wondering why such a tubby guy would eat that, like you were wondering why the fat woman on the plane was drinking a regular pop.
Lose some weight this week lardy-pants or your ass will start to look like the brie you ate.
And congrats on your good week Ash, I'm glad to hear that you stepped up your game, I hope it works out for you.
We had falafels last night for dinner, and I think we'll be having them again tonight. I love them and they are so healthy.
Actually, my whole core hurts. Day before yesterday, I went to the gym. After running 30 minutes I went to the weight room. Have you guys seen this inclined bench that you can put your legs on one end and do inclined crunches? I dont know how and why but I inclined the bench at 45 degrees to the ground and did 100 of those. I had to take breaks during the 100, so it was more like 4 sets of 25 reps each. At the time I felt some burn and the last 25 were almost brutal. So yesterday was ok too. But today, oh my god, I have such severe pain in my whole area from crotch to upper abs. The pain is so intense that I can barely walk. I couldnt even sleep right last night. I move a little and it hurts like cray. But its a good kind of hurting. I know I didnt damage myself. If I can do this routine for a couple of weeks I will have a washboard.
jenni, i was being mean to you (again). No chance in hell I let you get a pity win. A pity fuck, now thats another story and yes I will consider it. What, yer mum could read it? Tell yer mum to do something with her life and not read all the blogs ;)
You need to change the title of your blog to "My Mum could read it".
Yrautca, my mom doesn't read this blog. So I'll take this opportunity to tell you that while I might be attracted to a lot of different kinds of people, tubby right-wing Americans are not high on my list.
Besides I'm already sleeping with one member of this competition.
Awww, you dont have to hurt me like that. When have i been so mean to you?
tubby, I can deal with but right-wing American is really insulting to me. Hell, you convinced me that abortion is healthy and should be done as frequently as one likes. What else do you want?
I always knew you and Ash had a thing going.
Ohhh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, I was thinking back to the time you called me a liberal woman, but I didn't think calling you a right-wing American would really bother you. I should have mentioned more about your fatness and less about your politics, jell-o tits.
You are actually pretty open-minded. But, I didn't realize that I'd changed your mind on abortion that much. Does that mean you're going to send a donation to Planned Parenthood for their legal defence?
As for Ash, her sister also thinks we have something going. We don't.
I am at work reading this right now, crying i am laughing so hard. You guys are hilarious. I especially liked Jennifers:
"Someone was probably at McDonalds looking at you eating that Big Mac and fries and wondering why such a tubby guy would eat that, like you were wondering why the fat woman on the plane was drinking a regular pop."
And then yrautca telling you to change your blog to My mom could read it....LOL
lol
oh you guys
Ash, do you even do any work or just get a paycheck for putting your feet on your desk and smelling of booze? I guess the only exercise your body is getting is the jiggling from giggling. Wow that rhymed. I am writin a song now:
My friend Ash is,
jiggling from giggling.......
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